This story here is an “oldie but goodie.” This guide to overcoming masturbation was attributed to Mark E. Petersen, Council of the 12 Apostles (of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints). It has been passed around the World Wide Web many times, and I thought I would bring it to attention again, mostly for its hilarious value. In this list, many remedies are suggested, such as breaking off friendships with offenders, tying one’s arm to the bed during sleep, and leaving the bathroom door open during showering. I personally find this entertaining, but am also slightly shocked to find that they actually took this approach seriously.

Posted on: 2008-01-20 00:08:38